It’s been two months or so since David Willis’ “My Lesbian”, a pornographic parody of David Willis’ “Shortpacked!”, a sequel to David Willis’ “Walky Performs A Sex”, a similar parody of David Willis’ “Dumbing of Age”.

Here, then, is a sequel of sorts to David Willis’ “My Lesbian”, taking place within the same universe as that story, but not at the same time or place as the other. As was necessary, it has been censored because it could be censored.

Past and present Imgur albums include (but are not limited to): The Most Epic of Hatefucks, My Lesbian, and Walky Performs A Sex.

bgrevln8fu:

Maybe we’re scared… or… maybe we jump to prove that we’re not scared.

The Criterion Collection, a continuing series of important classic and contemporary films, presents THE ISOLATION TRILOGY.

And so, after several days of work (and a few weeks of procrastination), I’ve completed my magnum opus: A full, theoretical box set of Coleman Francis’ film output that isn’t just an Eclipse set. And it’s not just cover artwork, as you can see: The whole set comes with a bunch of fake new features as well, from promotional materials to new documentary features.
One note of interest: The authors mentioned in the “PLUS: A booklet…” section have, in fact, made such writings regarding Coleman Francis. Linking them here would be too easy; try Google. You’ll thank me later.

This whole thing also gave me a chance to test out my custom 1:1 Fake Criterion cover artwork template. If anybody wants the PSD, just ask. As you can see, it works for both DVD and BD covers; I used a modified version for my custom 99 REASONS coverslip.

Reblogging because apparently I made this thing a year ago today. Huh.

spellmynamewithabang:

hey all! commissions time. i’m low on money and high on food needs. time to do this thing!

I’m gonna cap the 200 dollar commissions at 5 slots, with possible reserve slots in the unlikely event that it’s crazy popular; this post will be updated as necessary!

PAINTING SLOTS

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2 dollar commissions are going to be unlimited. give me your hearts’ desires.

IN ADDITION, I’M OFFERING MUSIC COMMISSIONS

5 dollars will get you a beat loop I’ll spend five minutes making, ala this

200 dollars will get you a full song, ala this or this or this or this

Music commissions will also cap at 5 slots:

MUSIC SLOTS

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5.

SOME GROUND RULES

-nothing nsfw y’all

-i reserve the right to duplicate/sell/etc any art or music from these commissions. if you want to negotiate sole ownership rights for that, it might be a bit more!

-send payments to xfactorinfinity@hotmail.com. if payment hasn’t been sent, i won’t start working on your commission! this goes for all commissions.

-thank you!

-i know that wasn’t a rule, but if you buy a commission, you rule. so actually yeah it sort of is

barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark:
danielpholtblr:


A sci-fi noir adventure game in which you investigate your own murder.

From the people who brought you Kentucky Route Zero; Last Life is a geurgoous looking Adventure Game in which you investigate you’re own murder.
Looks pretty sweet, and as a fan of KRZ, I’m all over this.
Kickstarter

danielpholtblr:

A sci-fi noir adventure game in which you investigate your own murder.

From the people who brought you Kentucky Route Zero; Last Life is a geurgoous looking Adventure Game in which you investigate you’re own murder.

Looks pretty sweet, and as a fan of KRZ, I’m all over this.

Kickstarter

ssb4dojo:

A visual reminder of all the characters whom were not announced for Super Smash Bros. Brawl before the game released in Japan.


Actually, it should be “who”, not “whom” in this case. Still, this does give me hope for a surprise return of the Ice Climbers.

ssb4dojo:

A visual reminder of all the characters whom were not announced for Super Smash Bros. Brawl before the game released in Japan.

Actually, it should be “who”, not “whom” in this case. Still, this does give me hope for a surprise return of the Ice Climbers.

megaparsecs:

ladysaviours:

strangeasanjles:

deadlydinos:

It’s not punk to antagonize minimum wage workers.

Like writing shit on bathroom stalls, making messes in grocery and big box stores, trashing hotel rooms, yelling at actual workers about how horrible their capitalist employers are. Stop doing this shit. You are making life harder for those you claim to identify with and want to help.

You know what’s really punk? Making sure to leave your table as clean as possible in restaurants and cleaning up after yourself in public washrooms and tipping your waiter/waitress as much as you can afford.

That’s punk as shit.

tipping your server 20% is the most punk thing you can possibly do. as is thanking your bus driver, being kind to cashiers when lines are hellishly long beyond their control, and thanking people who clean up bathrooms in movie theaters 

Punk is dead. Punk remains dead. And we have killed it.

glowcloud:

seraphknights:

cultureshift:

This is the Memorial to the Missing and contains over 50,000,000 pennies to represent the lives of each American child abandoned to abortion by a society and a culture that has embraced their destruction. We must prevent the need to add to this memorial. Take a stand. Get involved.
 ”How we treat the least of us defines us.”

"should I use this $500k to help struggling parents and pregnant people or should I put it in a glass box"

can somebody break this and give it to some real live kids who are actually starving right now

Research shows that this was made back in 2008. The only reason nobody has broken into it yet is because it’s in Mississippi.

glowcloud:

seraphknights:

cultureshift:

This is the Memorial to the Missing and contains over 50,000,000 pennies to represent the lives of each American child abandoned to abortion by a society and a culture that has embraced their destruction. We must prevent the need to add to this memorial. Take a stand. Get involved.

 ”How we treat the least of us defines us.”

"should I use this $500k to help struggling parents and pregnant people or should I put it in a glass box"

can somebody break this and give it to some real live kids who are actually starving right now

Research shows that this was made back in 2008. The only reason nobody has broken into it yet is because it’s in Mississippi.

ipgd:

whatpumpkin:

What Pumpkin’s April 2014 Convention-Exclusive Tees! 

April 18-20 - WonderCon 2014 tee by Tauhid Bondia

April 17-19 - Salt Lake Comic Con 2014 tee by Bec

April 25-27 - C2E2 2014 tee by Bec

April 24-27 - Calgary Expo 2014 tee by KC Green

wow i am VICIOUSLY UPSET about not being able to get this wondercon tee. someone please go to wondercon and buy one for me, i am not joking

>con exclusive T-shirts
>still no Derse/Prospit pajamas


>meme arrows on Tumblr

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"


I remember when this shit was called Ice-Nine. Drop it in the ocean and it’s the end of the world.

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

I remember when this shit was called Ice-Nine. Drop it in the ocean and it’s the end of the world.

formerlyknownasemily:

teroknortailor:

sappling:

how many “take me to the museum and make out with me” posts can y’all make like damn you’re horny and pretentious we get it

take me to the museum and make out with me

take me to the make out and museum with me.

Take out to the museum and me me with make.

beatonna:

Here is a sketch comic I made called Ducks, in five parts.
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Ducks is about part of my time working at a mining site in Fort McMurray, the events are from 2008.  It is a complicated place, it is not the same for all, and these are only my own experiences there.  It is a sketch because I want to test how I would tell these stories, and how I feel about sharing them.  A larger work gets talked about from time to time.  It is not a place I could describe in one or two stories.  Ducks is about a lot of things, and among these, it is about environmental destruction in an environment that includes humans.  Thank you for taking the time to read it.
-Kate

beatonna:

Here is a sketch comic I made called Ducks, in five parts.

Part One

Part Two

Part Three

Part Four

Part Five

Ducks is about part of my time working at a mining site in Fort McMurray, the events are from 2008.  It is a complicated place, it is not the same for all, and these are only my own experiences there.  It is a sketch because I want to test how I would tell these stories, and how I feel about sharing them.  A larger work gets talked about from time to time.  It is not a place I could describe in one or two stories.  Ducks is about a lot of things, and among these, it is about environmental destruction in an environment that includes humans.  Thank you for taking the time to read it.

-Kate

Netflix has a Brony doc and some channel like NatGeo or something did one as well. (I may be talking about the same doc here). They're fascinating to me.
Anonymous

I’ve been meaning to watch them eventually, if only to see if they truly are as self-congratulatory and self-indulgent as I assume that they are.

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

mlpdaily:

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A documentary that’s been in production since 2012 helmed by Ashleigh Ball and Brent Hodge is getting ready to premiere at the 2014 Tribeca Film Festival.

Equestria Daily writes:

Musician/voice actress Ashleigh Ball, Saberspark, DustyKat, Silva Hound, and many other bronies star in…

I hope my encounter with tara strong on the Bronycon dance stage is on it….

Isn’t this, like, the fourth brony documentary? There’s the Kickstarter one that they mention, but I could have sworn there are two others out there.